New gifts for 2006!
Today is Tuesday. It's only the tenth day of the new year, and already our heroic milkcrate has seen a lot of action.
Friday night, on my way home from work at around nine, I noticed a sack of what appears to be cat food placed in the milkcrate. It's heavy, and has caused the bike to become a little off balance. The funny thing about the cat food is that it's not just a straightforward bag of Purina cat chow. Its outer bag is a Purina bag, but inside this is what appears to be a sack of Equality (aka Dominion's version of the no-name brand) catfood. The presence of double sacks worries me, and I have the sneaking suspicion that this double-bagged parcel is filled with cat shit or something equally offensive.
Sunday afternoon, I noticed a half-empty 750 mL bottle of Absolut vanilla vodka that had joined the "catfood." In fact, it might have been more like two-thirds full, but I still abstained; the Absolut bottle is missing from the photographs only due to the spendthriftiness of someone else who absconded with the booze sometime last night.
posted by c. @ 8:19:00 p.m.
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